Archive for November, 2009

Sweet

Posted By micah on November 29th, 2009

Somewhere in the archives I mentioned the 80’s version of American Gladiators, specifically Malibu’s incredible post-injury interview. And now, in keeping with the holiday season, I will re-gift this interview:

So the semester is almost over, and I’m officially tired of my own critical voice. For years I struggled to quiet that voice, and now it’s been unleashed on my classmates. Does it help? Perhaps. Who can say. We carry so much bias that I wonder if any criticism helps, or if we choose to listen to the criticisms that most closely mirror our own doubts.

Again, I come back to this: why not workshop a Cheever story, or a Hemingway? They won’t be offended if we rip into ‘em. At the very least we push back that curtain and inspect the guts of the machine, because craft always needs de-mystifying.

It’s unseasonably warm in Buffalo. I’m working on a faux-Poe story for my 19th c. American Lit class–complete with tilting cobblestone paths, ice-sheathed wintry nights, etc.–and the weather isn’t helping. Midwestern Gothic carries its own distinct flavor, a rust-and-patina version of the New England Gothic without the awesome housing vernacular, but Buffalo has let me down. No snow, no cold nights. It’s gone all temperate.

The Bugs…They Sting

Posted By micah on November 13th, 2009

Hi Micah-

I can’t listen to your interviews on the Media page. File not found! Also, why are there only two interviews available?

Hope you’re not a Bills fan, still.

TJ

I am a Bills fan, still. Who doesn’t love a perpetual underdog?

As for those interviews, we’re working on a fix. Seems the media files were misplaced. I’ll find ‘em. Why only two? Because the rest weren’t recorded. I did about a dozen interviews during my U.S. tour, and another dozen overseas, and most journalists don’t bother to archive. I don’t either.

I did find this, though.

For the curious: years back I did an interview at Northeastern University. There was no book to support and nothing to sell. I just felt like reading Jack the Bastard in public. Testing the waters. Plus it was a college news station, and who can say no to those folks?

Harney & Sons, the Quest for a Severed Head, and More

Posted By micah on November 6th, 2009

Harney & Sons makes an excellent iced tea. Rachel picked up a bottle at our local rest stop for gourmands, and I finished the whole thing in one sitting. It may not sound like an endorsement, but I’m not a caffeine guy, and I have this irrational fear of black tea staining my teeth. H&S overcame all hesitations. A perfect blend of tannic bitterness and five grams of sugar will do that.

Yes, I’m still searching for the perfect severed head prop. I’ve narrowed it down to a few choice selections–they must have that elusive balance of stiff hair, rot-exposed teeth, sallow skin, and anatomical realism. Photos will be uploaded when the quest is complete. Or not. I’m still not convinced this is a good idea. What will the neighbors say?

What else. I had a Throwback Thursdays Halloween special all planned, and then a nearly-completed short story died on the vine. I thought it was a decent idea made mediocre by poor execution. It was not. The poor execution was the result of a bad idea. These things happen. So the TT article will arrive at the end of November, consistent with my belief that Halloween should last for one month.

Every now and then I attempt to remind my readers that not all writers are soft-skinned sedentary-types. Some of us engage in manly pursuits, like brush-clearing. To wit:

brush

Yes, that’s my boulder and my forest. Last year we cleared brush in preparation for the stone wall. I used a cordless saw and wore appropriate flannel. The hairy vine snaking up that elm in the background? Poison ivy. When left alone, poison ivy becomes monstrous. It becomes hairy. How cool is that?

(this picture reminds me of my need for a new camera, BTW)

My co-worker is Ted Wyman. He actually likes manual labor. I choose my friends wisely.

I’m working on a piece for LEMON magazine’s next issue, courtesy of Editor-in-chief/creative genius Kevin Grady. Stay tuned. Their last issue–the one focusing on Bowie–was ridiculously good.