Archive for January, 2010

So I’m awaiting the first splash page of a graphic novel project. Plate remains full, even without scripting duties. And yet there’s always time for comic books, right?

It got so cold in my writing shed over winter break, that my shark-in-a-jar froze. I should’ve taken a photo. Remember that scene in “The Thing”? The alien encased in blue-grey ice? Said shark bore a resemblance. Here’s a scene: friend and sometimes-muse Brian Jenkins standing at my white board, outlining potential ideas for next novel (among the rejects: “Jefferson 2030″: Thomas Jefferson time travels to America in the year 2030 and leads a revolution) when he glances at the frozen shark and says: That’s kinda’ creepy.

What would he have thought of a frozen head? Ah, missed opportunities.

Salinger died. I’m surprisingly wistful. Romantic notions of tortured artists are often (99%) hype and hooey, and yet this one was different. He was the last old giant. I’m sad to see him go.

Some viewer mail:

Micah,

I hope you can give me good advice. I’m a young writer with two finished novels. One is a fantasy, one is sci-fi. I’d like to self-publish but I’m worried that no one will take me seriously because I’m not a literary writer, and I got self-published. Should I just go ahead and self-publish, or submit to an agent and keep my fingers crossed?

Thanks,

Don

Don,

I’m of two mind in regards to self-publishing. One, it’s a wonderful resource for writers who want to get their work “out there” (as long as they understand that “out there” is confined to friends & family 95% of the time). But I also wonder how much these self-publishing companies prey on the hopes of aspiring writers, who, for whatever reason (lack of talent, poor timing, wrong approach, etc.) can’t find a traditional publisher, and are promised a “just as good” alternative.

Is it “just as good?” Depends on your goal. If your only goal is to have your work converted into a book, and you don’t care about making money, or critical praise, or pursuing a writing career, then self-publishing is perfect. It’s certainly much less of a hassle than the traditional route. But if you dream of becoming an “author” (whatever that means), with your work reviewed by the critics, and the opportunity to add your name to the allegedly-hallowed literary ranks, then self-publishing is probably the worst way to go about it.  Sure, once in a great while we hear about a self-published book discovered by a big house and made into a bestseller. We also hear about someone winning the lottery. It’s a long shot. A very, very long shot.

So I say submit to some agents, keep your fingers crossed, and if nothing happens (be patient), ask yourself which is more important: being published, or sharing your book with friends and family. Neither is “better” than the other–it’s all contingent on what you hope to get out of the process.

Either way, congrats on finishing two novels. That’s no small accomplishment. Tell your friends they owe you a night out. Or at least some movie tickets.

In no particular order:

Oja Santangelo, Twirlsters McGee, Hoos, Crazy Legs Johnson, Eduardo Retardo, Lopers, Crazers, Cornwall, Who’s-Good-Who’s-Bad, Scoutsters, Crazy Boy, Hoser, Moser, Loopy, Chompers, Loungers, Snickle Snoo Snickle Snee.

Sources inform me that Memphis is Burning will be TRP’s lead spring title. I am currently on a mission to find the erstwhile-makers of Skeleteens Soda (remember them?) for a promotional tie-in. Skeleteens used to do promotional tie-ins, beginning with From Dusk Till Dawn and ending with…well, From Dusk Till Dawn. But just because it was a one-shot doesn’t mean it wasn’t a good idea.

Archived Skeleteens for sale here. Sort of.

What else. Second semester begins, and I’m teaching an intro. course on creative writing. If my students agree to it, I may post the occasional student story, complete with edits, and then post the edited version.

More what else. I interviewed Tommy Wiseau of The Room fame. If you’re not familiar with the unique genius of Tommy Wiseau, no amount of explanation will do his talent justice. You must, must see “The Room.” I’d like to call it post-modern, but “The Room” devours whatever label one attempts to attach. Don’t bother with another Michael Bay flick. Embrace the Wiseau.

Upcoming: an original translation of a Kobo Abe novel, some freshly-published short fiction, and an attempt to use the phrase “def poss” without grinning.

I have, by all indications, the dread swine flu. One week of fatigue, coupled with a low fever, hideous things leaking from my nose, and one of those dry, hacking coughs usually reserved for B-movie foreshadowing.

Are you feeling okay?

Yeah. I’m fine. Don’t worry about it.

You sure?

Just keep walking. If we don’t get to the ruins by nightfall…

Cut to a white handkerchief held to mouth and stained with blood.

No, it’s not that bad. It’s just annoying. And boring. My patient dog waits, longing for the days of yore when we played fetch. My wife continues to do everything. She’s cooked, and cleaned, and walked, and hooked up Netflix to our TV so we can watch Lost. I am spoiled. I confess.

I am also a recent convert to Tommy Wiseau’s The Room. We’ve discussed good-bad films before–R.O.T.O.R. being a bad film that’s fun to watch, The Hours being a “good film” that’s torture to watch–and yet The Room defies categorization. More than that; it reinvents cinema. Yes, Troll 2 was terrible and we all laughed at how terrible it was. Snarky satisfaction becomes tiresome, however. We stop laughing at terrible movies because it’s one-note humor.

But The Room is different. It’s so different, on so many levels, that it nearly devours it’s own existence. And yet, somehow, The Room transcends itself and becomes…well, I’ll just go ahead and say it. It becomes genius.  It lays bare the skeleton of nearly every drama I’ve ever seen.