Shadowgun made Yahoo!’s (now that’s some odd grammatical structure) “best-looking iPhone games.”
Yeah, yeah, tell me something I don’t know. But still…I’m proud of this little guy. Here’s the Yahoo! slideshow.
A Memory
This morning, while shaving (my face) I remembered my second-favorite scheme from college. I used to strategize the sexiest “entrance” for girls coming to my apartment.
(“Entrance” might not be the best word because they were the ones entering, while I waited to receive them. Like a king. A foolish king, but a king, nonetheless.)
Sometimes I’d pretend to be sleeping on my couch, with Aristotle’s Poetics lying on my chest. Other times I’d be finishing a set of push-ups. But my ultimate “entrance” involved shaving; after watching one of those Braun ads–where the hot girl snakes behind the hot guy and rubs his freshly-shorn face–I was convinced that men look their best while shaving.
So I filled a large bowl with hot water, set it on the dining room table, lathered up, propped a mirror against the wall, and started shaving the moment I heard that unfortunate girl pull into my driveway. It was…weird. A kid standing shirtless in his living room, shaving out of a large metal mixing bowl just isn’t the same as one of those stubbly TV models.
Anyway, Shadowgun is awesome. Buy it.
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